Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp