Watched Sling Blade the other day and heard this charmer. Two young men, one from California the other from Arkansas, we're standing on a bridge relieving themselves into the water. The guy from California looks over and says, ""Gee, this water sure is cold"", To which the guy from Arkansas replies, ""And deep too!""

Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees, California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?

Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote "California" for ethnicity on her clinic forms.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.