Two men are peeing off a bridge. One is from California and one is from Arkansas. The one from California says ""Man, this water is cold."" The one from Arkansas says ""Yeah, and it's deep too. (Sorry if I offended any Californians.)

Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees, California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?

Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote "California" for ethnicity on her clinic forms.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.