Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote "California" for ethnicity on her clinic forms.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.

Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs.

BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice.