Unemployment Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John's and both were laid off. So they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, ""Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."" The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him 80 a week unemployment pay. Mick was next and when asked his occupation, he replied,""Diesel fitter."" Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the cl…

So Mick Jagger has a pet frog... The frog decides he wants to buy a nice boat and sail the Caribbean, but he needs to take out a loan to pay for it. So he goes to the bank and talks to Ms. Paddiwack, the personal banker, about getting a loan. He explains that he is Mick Jagger's frog and all about the boat. Ms. Paddiwack asks him if he has any collateral for the loan. ""Oh, yes!"" the frog says, and he hands her a tiny, pink carving of an elephant. Ms. Paddiwack goes to her boss and says, ""Sir,…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny po…

There's this frog and he ... goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porc…