So Mick Jagger has a pet frog... The frog decides he wants to buy a nice boat and sail the Caribbean, but he needs to take out a loan to pay for it. So he goes to the bank and talks to Ms. Paddiwack, the personal banker, about getting a loan. He explains that he is Mick Jagger's frog and all about the boat. Ms. Paddiwack asks him if he has any collateral for the loan. ""Oh, yes!"" the frog says, and he hands her a tiny, pink carving of an elephant. Ms. Paddiwack goes to her boss and says, ""Sir,…