A Dark Joke A marine hits the beach during D-Day. As he wades ashore under fire he drops his gun in the water. He runs up to his commander and says, ""Sergent! I lost my gun!"" ""Son! If you see a German, pretend you're holding a gun, point it at that sonnofabitch and shout 'Bangity-bang-bang'!"". The marine thinks this is dumb, but advances up the beach, sees a German, points his fingers at him, and shouts ""Bangity-bang-bang!!"". The German falls over dead. The marine thinks this is ok, and moves up the beach a little. He sees a German in a pillbox, points his fingers, and shouts ""Bangity-bang-bang!!"". The German falls over dead. The marine and advances over a hill and sees another German, points his fingers at him, ""Bangity-bang-bang!"". The German falls over dead. The marine continues on a little more and sees another German running towards him in the distance. He points his fingers and shouts ""Bangity-bang-bang!"". The German keeps running towards him. He points his fingers at the German again, shouts ""Bangity-bang-bang!!"" The German keeps running. ""BANGITY-BANG-BANG!!!! BANGITY-BANG-BANG!!!!!!!"" The German keeps running. The marine hears the German saying, ""Tankity-tank tank. Tankity-tank-tank.""