Irish wake-up call A family from the States are on holiday in Ireland, and arrive at their hotel in the middle of the night . The father of the family asks the man at reception for a wake up cal for 8am for their tour of the town the following morning and heads straight to bed. The phone in their room rings and is answered by the father. ""Hello, yess, who is this?"" ""Ahh hello der sir, 'tis the reception, dat wake-up call, 'twas it for 6am or 7am?"" ""What? NO!, Damn it what time is it now?"" ""'Tis 11 in da mornin' sir""