I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs.

Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.

I put an ad in Craigslist for a muscular blonde with strong arms, excessive body hair and a thick British accent so I'm dating Madonna now.

I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.