[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone.#Fox News#Cnn#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.#Laura#Cnn#FBI#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite.#Fox News#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp