Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again."".

Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again.""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*