There was a little boy named Buttitches His very first day at school the teacher asks him what his name is. ""What's your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Haha, very funny, what is your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Listen child, tell me your real name or I'm sending you to the principal."" ""Buttitches."" ""Principal's office! Now!"" The boy arrives at the principal's office and asks for the boy's name. ""What's your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Oh we have a jokester do we? What's your real name son?"" ""But…

Potatoe Planting An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison ""...I won't be able to plant potatoes and other things this year because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me."" The son wrote back, ""Dad, don't even think of digging the field do you want to expose me? That's where I buried the money I stole."" The police read the letter before delivering it to the father, and the next day the whole field was dug by police but nothing was found. The following …

The intelligence of Ghetto people these days are going down rapidly so this nigga at my school who is poor just called me.. This is our conversation: Me(Answering the phone): What up bro Brandon(My Friend): Bro you got any socks? Me: Uhh.. socks? Brandon: Yeah dude you got any? Me: You want my used socks bro? How many you need? Brandon: How much for 5 single elite socks? Me: Five?...... Brandon:Yeah dude five socks Me: Uhhhh..... i dont know? 30 dollars maybe? Brandon: Aight sounds good dude (Po…

Easy way to farm A man robbed a bank and hid out for a year before getting caught by the police but they still don't know where the money is. When he gets caught he's sentenced to 25 years in prison. While in prison he gets a call so he calls his wife and after a little conversation about life she asks, ""I don't know when to plant the potatoes, when is a good time to plant the potatoes and should I hire someone to till the garden?"" He replies ""I'll have the rototilling done by tomorrow, you c…