A Military Chief and a Liuetenant Stumbled Across Some Familiar Tracks in the Woods... The LT says, ""Those are bear tracks, we should head in the other direction."" Chief says, ""Those are not bear tracks, they are deer tracks. We can keep traveling in this direction. We will find civilization soon."" LT says, ""Sir I am a commisioned officer in the military, I went to college, and I out rank you. Those are bear tracks!"" Chief responds, ""I am the highest enlisted rank in the military, and I h…

""Bang Bang"" Timmy and Johnny grew up together, side by side Only a year apart in age They love to play with fake plastic guns ""Bang Bang"" is all you'd hear for hours as they played Cowboys and Indians to cops and robbers Their love for guns evolved from using their fingers as babies, to plastic toys as toddlers. From Nerf arsenals and paintball as children to airsoft and pellet guns in their teens It was in high school when the boys decided they wanted to make a difference in the communit…

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them into future Naval Officers. We were lined up behind his company awaiting our turn to go into the mess hall for lunch. We all listened as Sargeant Williams yelled at his company "" you will eat in …

At the Russian War College the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question ""Will we have to fight a World War Three?"" ""Yes comrades looks like you will"" answers the general. ""And who will be our enemy Comrade General?"" another officer asks. ""The likelihood is that it will be China."" The class looks alarmed and finally …