The Two Nuns and the Blind man. There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door. ""Who is it?"" yells out one of the nuns. ""It's me, the blind man."" replies the man at the door. ""Ok, come on up."" calls the second nun. A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened. ""Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"" Bu dum tss

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, ""Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."" He asked how. She said ""I saw a man's private part."" He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, ""Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."" He asked how. ""I touched a man's private parts."" He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, ""I'm…

Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church. A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them. The first Nun has a stroke. The second Nun has a stroke. But the third Nun doesn't touch him.

Three nuns sitting on a park bench ... ... A flasher comes up and opens his trench-coat in front of them, exposing himself completely. The first nun is horrified, she has a stroke, right there on the spot. The second nun is shocked, *she* has a stroke. The third nun was too offended to touch it.