A magic show... Two friends, Bob and Hank, are watching a magician perform. Mildly amused by the standard tricks and illusions they have seen so far, their attention perks up when they see the beautiful assistant come out from behind the curtain for the ""saw the lady in half"" trick. As she is climbing into the box, Bob leans over and whispers, ""That's some hot broad. I'd ask her out, wouldn't you?"" ""Nah,"" Hank says, ""I'd probably get the half that eats.""