Ghandi joke As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starvation caused him to have truly awful breath. The constant walking, typically bare foot or in light sandals, gave him endless bunions and corns on his poor feet. So it would be fair to say t…

Mahatma Gandhi never wore any shoes... ...and as a result of a lifetime of devoted pilgrimages along the uneven streets and gravel pathways of India, Bapu's feet were hardened beyond compare. Gandhi was also vegan for his entire life and while his strict diet helped him to maintain a spiritual connection to all living things, it also contributed to a certain frailty; particularly in his later years. Only those closest to Mahatma Gandhi know that one of the bi-products of Bapu's diet and ascetic …

What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence

Gandhi, as you know, would walk barefoot everywhere... ...and as a result he developed these massive callouses on his feet. He would also fast, from time to time. Because of this lack of food his bones became extremely brittle. It would also give him hallucinations from time to time. Finally, Gandhi never really had the time to clean his teeth and he became cursed with really bad breath. In summary, Gandhi was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.