Talk to the Deacon... Time for more awful jokes everyone's favourite billion-member strong religious institution; the Catholic Church! ---------------------------------------------------------------- A large middle-aged man walks into a Catholic church. Clearly in a unclear state of mind, he shakily pulls himself over to the confessional, slides open the door and sits himself down inside the darkened cubicle. The voice of a young priest greets him. ""How can I help you today? Have you come to co…

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!" The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?" Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh

God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.