Talk to the Deacon... Time for more awful jokes everyone's favourite billion-member strong religious institution; the Catholic Church! ---------------------------------------------------------------- A large middle-aged man walks into a Catholic church. Clearly in a unclear state of mind, he shakily pulls himself over to the confessional, slides open the door and sits himself down inside the darkened cubicle. The voice of a young priest greets him. ""How can I help you today? Have you come to confess?"" he asks. The man takes a good pause and slowly and appreshensively speaks up. ""Yes. I...I have something to confess. It's pretty major."" he responds with a stutter. The priest stares waitingly, drawing his breath, and listening with the greatest intent to the words of his confessor. ""I..."" The man stops, and take a long pause of hesitation, followed by a deep breath. ""I'm a pedophile. I like little boys and girls."" The priest breaths a sigh of relief and responds in a polite and cheery tone. ""I'm sorry, sir, I just work in the confessional. If you want to apply to become a member of the clergy, you'll need to talk to the deacon.""