A Seventh Grade Health Class was learning about pregnancy. Young Suzy asks her teacher, ""Can my grandma get pregnant?"" Her teacher replies that no, she can't, shes far too old. Suzy then asks if her fifty year old mother could get pregnant. Her teacher tells her no, shes a little too old for that. Suzy, puzzled, asks if she can get pregnant. Her teacher freaks out and tells her ""Don't even think about it young lady, you're far too young!"" Johnny pipes up from the back of class ""See, I told …

A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.

7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.