What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish...""

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

A guy wants to join a church A guy goes up to the pastor and says ""I would like to join your church."" The pastor says ""You can't just join...you have to prove you know something about the bible. Tell me, where was Jesus born?"" ""Ummm...Pittsburgh?"" ""That's not right"" says the Pastor. ""Get out of my church."" The guy goes to the church down the street. Once again, the pastor says ""You have to know something about the bible to be in our church. Where was Jesus born?"" ""Ummm...Philadelphi…

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.