A guy wants to join a church A guy goes up to the pastor and says ""I would like to join your church."" The pastor says ""You can't just join...you have to prove you know something about the bible. Tell me, where was Jesus born?"" ""Ummm...Pittsburgh?"" ""That's not right"" says the Pastor. ""Get out of my church."" The guy goes to the church down the street. Once again, the pastor says ""You have to know something about the bible to be in our church. Where was Jesus born?"" ""Ummm...Philadelphia?"" ""That's not right! Hit the road!"" He goes to the next church and says ""Can I join your church?"" ""Of course"" says the pastor. ""You're not going to ask me a question to test me?"" ""Certainly not."" ""Well, I have a question then...where was Jesus born?"" ""Jesus was born in Bethlehem."" said the pastor. ""Of course!"" says the guy. ""I knew it was in Pennsylvania!""