What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.#Osama Bin Laden#Sandy#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2.#Nicholas#Mouth And It#Kids#Pirate+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook#Osama Bin Laden#America#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?#Sandy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp