You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.

The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards

Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive.

California Dreaming A detective is sent to investigate a robbery. He makes his way to the crime scene and starts asking questions. He asks his first potential witness if anything suspicious was going on the day of the robbery. The witness reported that an unknown tall and thin man with brown hair was in the area. The detective took down the information and moved on. A second witness recalled a brown haired man of medium height and weight snooping around. The detective felt this info corresponded…