A husband and wife are watching a movie The film is about a widower struggling to raise children alone. The wife turns to here husband and says, ""If I die, I want you to remarry, so the kids will have a mother."" He says, ""Yeah, I guess that would be best."" She gets mad at his lack of loyalty. ""Just like that, huh? You'd just replace me."" ""You brought it up. It was your idea. Besides, you're right, it would be better for the kids."" ""Not a moment's hesitation. You'd just bring someone hom…

She can't sleep (really long) credit: Bill Moen, an 80's San Francisco Bay Area radio personality. Stuck with me for decades, I can still hear his voice telling it: A couple are in bed and in the middle of the night she wakes up and gets to thinking and now can't sleep. Her husband turns over and she figures he's awake too so she decides to talk to him about stuff on her mind. So she shakes him, and asks, ""if I die do you think you'll remarry?"" The poor guy is actually dead asleep, but wakes u…

We're doing married golfer jokes now? One day a man and his wife are golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, doglegs right around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion. ""Wh…

The Green Golf Ball Once upon a time, there was a young boy, and this young boy was having his 10th birthday. His father thinking that it was an important day for his young lad, said to him, 'You can have anything that you want for your birthday'. The boy thought and thought. Finally, he said to his pop, ""Dad, I want a green golf ball."" The man was surprised a bit, but decided to humour his son. And so, the boy recieved 1 green golf ball for his 10th birthday. On this boy's 13th birthday, when…