Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting

Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting

Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""