Create a hallmark moment! Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings: ""I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."" ""I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."" ""Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"" ""If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."" ""As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."" ""Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!"" ""Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"" ""Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."" ""Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine."" ""When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."" ""The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!""