Chinese Easter Around Easter, Catholic Church in China Town has just lost their caretaker. So the members of the church try to find someone who has both Chinese and Catholic roots. So they bring in three people to interview. They ask the first person, ""What is the significance of Easter?"" They answer *Chinese accent*, ""Eessa time... uhh... essa time when Christ turn water into wine."" The interviewers say, ""No, that is not what happened."" The bring in the second guy and ask him the same que…