Two Ladies are sitting on a bench... Two ladies are sitting on a bench together smoking cigarettes, and a storm starts to come in. It starts to sprinkle and the second lady puts a condom on her cigarette. Lady 1 : ""Why did you put a condom on your cigarette?"" Lady 2 :""Well this way my cigarette won't go out."" The next day the first lady goes to the drug store.She seeks out an employee and asks "" Do you have any condoms large enough to fit a camel?""