Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week. The first lady says: ""The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the hallway, wearing these tall leather boots, a corset, long black silk gloves, and lots of makeup. I looked him in the eye and said 'Hello there, big boy.' He grabbed me, flung me to the floor and we made love right there and then and it was AMAZING."" Next week they meet up again. The second lady says to the first one: ""I took a tip from…

Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy... One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy." The other two ladies agree. The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!" The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives. Then,…

Three old ladies are discussing their husbands while having tea. Three old ladies are out for tea and discussing their husbands performance in the sack. They decide to have some fun and describe their husbands as soda pops. The first lady says "my husband is probably Mountain Dew. Because when im ready to mount. Hes ready to do" The second lady says, still giggling, "My hudband is 7 up, cause when its seven hes always up" The third lady says "My husband is defenitely Jack Daniels" The other …

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a long coat walks up to them and exposes himself... The first old lady says, "My goodness!" and immediately has a stroke. The second lady, seeing the first lady, also has a stroke. The third lady couldn't reach.