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A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up.

"Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again" - Los Angeles

How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"