An old Jewish couple is going to bed The husband can't fall asleep, so his wife asks him: - Abraham, why can't you fall asleep? The husband responds: - I owe Binyamin a lot of money, and I don't think I can give it back in time. The wife is annoyed, picks up a phone and dials a number on it: -Hello, Binyamin? Abraham is not going to give the money back! Then she abruptly hangs the phone, and says: - If we are not sleeping, he is not sleeping!