Blonde Cookbook! MONDAY: The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I'm lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow. TUESDAY: Fruit salad supper, serve without dressing. I didn't get dressed at all, as per recipe, and what a surprise when my boyfriend brought his friends home for supper. WEDNESDAY: Rice pilaf, wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. I took a good bath and washed very thoroughly, even between my toes. The taste of the rice was…

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar... And takes a seat in front of the bartender. ""Would you like to here a great blonde joke?"" He asks. The bartender leans in close and says, ""Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"" The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says ""Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times.""

another blonde joke So there's this blonde girl and her boyfriend and both of them are hanging from this bar above a boiling pit of lava. There is only one way either of them can escape - if the other lets go. The guy says, ""I'm going to let go so that you can escape, because I love you so much"". Delighted by this, the blonde starts clapping.

So a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde all work in a very small office One day their boss Ms. White tells them, ""Hey guys, I am going to knock off a little early. I'll see you tomorrow."" Well, the three ladies start talking and they all decide that since the boss wasn't around, they were going to leave too. The red head went to meet her friends at a bar, the brunette called her boyfriend and went to a movie, but the blonde just went home. When she got there she heard noises coming from her bed…