Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally.

A: Knock knock... B: Who's there? A: Gas station security, you tore down a poster in a bathroom, give us the money in your wallets or we'll shoot you

Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling

Irish I could say I came up with these St. Patty's Day jokes What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? -A rash of good luck. Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? - He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? -Regular rocks are too heavy. How did the Irish Jig get started? -Too much to drink and not enough restrooms! What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? - A bachelor. ""I married an Irishman on St. Pat…