A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!""

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... Bartender asks him ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate responds, ""Aaar, It's driving me nuts!""

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says ""Hey Mr. Pirate, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate says ""Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts.""

A man walks into a bar... ...after a long days work. He sits down and orders a beer from the bartender. After taking a sip, he looks around the bar and notices the only other patron is a pirate sitting at the other end of the bar. He swiftly realizes the pirate has a steering wheel in his pants, so he decides to call out to him. ""Hey Pirate, Hey Pirate, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"" The pirate says, ""Argh, it's driving me nuts!""