A traditional Fijian joke A villager loses an arm from a snake bite. He can't provide for his family so they leave him. He comes to the conclusion that he's utterly useless and decides to jump off a bridge. On his way there he spots an armless man who has just the biggest grin and a jovial jump in his step. He stops the armless man and asks: ""You must tell me how you can be this happy without any arms"" ""Oh ok yeah sure buddy anything!"" He says as he turns around. ""But first could you scratch my ass?""