A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?""

Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people.

Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.