A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?""

Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people.

Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.