Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are.#Money#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself.#Santa Claus#Money#Parents#Santa+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*#Money#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp