"It is scary how much false attribution of quotes occurs on Twitter." - Mark Twain

Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it.

Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern.

Mouse Holes A husband and wife are having a mouse problem in their home and one day the husband comes home and he sees his wife has a stack of books in her arms and she placing a copy of Dostoyevsky in front of one of the mouse holes. Then he sees other holes have books by Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain, and Toni Morrison covering them. He says to her, ""Honey, why are you putting books in front of all the mouse holes?"" She says, ""Well, I thought well-written books might keep the mice from getti…