Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one.#John Wayne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.#John Wayne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie.#John Wayne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When John Wayne died, he had 40 pounds of fecal matter in his intestines. It sounds like a lot of shit, but it's true.#John Wayne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.#John Wayne#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp