Did you hear about the guy who smashed up a Chinese restaurant? They put him in jail for wonton destruction.#Chinese Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: "Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"#Chinese Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant.#Chinese Restaurant#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some.#Chinese Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones#Chow#Chinese Restaurant#Marriage#Food+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp