I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money.

I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia.

[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]

Science joke time! What happens if you're late to extremophile school? You get a tardy grade. ([Here's a Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade) that explains the joke if you don't get it.)