Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are The first girl says ""I'm so loose my boyfriend can get three fingers inside of me"". The second girl says ""I'm so loose MY boyfriend can get his whole fist in me."" The third girl just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.

The Late Great Minnie Pearl... In the early nineteen hundreds many a young country girl moved to the big cities to seek gainful employment. These delicate country flowers would often room in polite boarding houses. Five young lasses who were all living in the same house all had dates on the same evening. Like most girls they were curious about the others romances, however it was considered impolite to ask about such personal subjects as kissing. So on the afternoon of the dates the girls made an…

3 girls were being exucuted.... ...The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled,""Ready aim-""The girl yelled,"" Tornado! Tornado!!"" The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,""Ready aim-"" She yelled,""Huirricane!! Hurricane!!"" The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,""Ready aim-"" The girl yelled,""Fire!!Fire!""...

Girls night out Two young married women were having a girls night out on the town. Walking home from the bar they both realized they needed to pee. They saw a cemetary across the street and decided to go behind the headstones. Having nothing to wipe with, the first girl takes off her panties, wipes, then tosses them. The second girl doesn't want to toss her expensive panties so she grabs a card out of some flowers and uses that. Giggling, they continue home. The next morning the husband of the f…