The Late Great Minnie Pearl... In the early nineteen hundreds many a young country girl moved to the big cities to seek gainful employment. These delicate country flowers would often room in polite boarding houses. Five young lasses who were all living in the same house all had dates on the same evening. Like most girls they were curious about the others romances, however it was considered impolite to ask about such personal subjects as kissing. So on the afternoon of the dates the girls made an…

Girls night out Two young married women were having a girls night out on the town. Walking home from the bar they both realized they needed to pee. They saw a cemetary across the street and decided to go behind the headstones. Having nothing to wipe with, the first girl takes off her panties, wipes, then tosses them. The second girl doesn't want to toss her expensive panties so she grabs a card out of some flowers and uses that. Giggling, they continue home. The next morning the husband of the f…

Three girls meet on the first day of school. They ask each other what their names are. The first girl says in a sweet voice ""My parents named me rose, because when my mummy was pregnant, a petal from a rose drifted down and landed on her tummy."" The second girl says softly ""My parents called me violet, because when my mummy was pregnant, the petal from a violet floated down on to her tummy."" Then they both turn to the third girl who screams ""MY NAMES BRICK!""

3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table. The first girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name Rosie?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled roses on your head when you were a baby"" Then the second girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name lily?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled lilies on your head when you were a baby ""AHGAGDVBEVSBEBFHSIWKNFOWOJFBCODHEGF"" ""Shut up brick""