Susie Lee Done Fell In Love Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, ""Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, But Joe is yo' half brother."" So Susie put aside her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling Pappy this, He said, ""There's trouble still... You cain't marry Will, my gal, And please don't tell your Mother, But Will and Joe and several mo' I know is yo' half b…

It's the first day of 3rd grade... Their teacher wanted them to behave more grown up since they were no longer in second grade. As such, the teacher told them to use grownup words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. Susie went first and said she went to see her Nana. The teacher said, 'No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown-up word.' Next Samantha said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. Once again the teacher again said, 'No, …

There were two sisters... Once upon a time, in the wild, wild West there were two sisters, Jill and Susie. A relative of theirs dies and leaves the two sisters a ranch. The ranch was run down and they had little else to their name besides the ranch so they thought they'd invest what they had left into a stud bull to mate with their cows. They found an ad in the paper for a healthy bull for sale for $500 and decided Jill would go down and see if the bull would be suitable and Susie would stay bac…

Use the word definitely in a sentence A teacher of a grade three class is teaching her class about the word definitely. Towards the end of class the teacher asks the class to use definitely correctly in a sentence. A boy named Tom puts his hand up first. ""Tree leaves are definitely green."" ""That is incorrect because during Fall leaves can turn red and orange."" replies the teacher. A girl named Susie puts her hand up next. ""The sky is definitely blue."" ""That is also incorrect because durin…