Use the word definitely in a sentence A teacher of a grade three class is teaching her class about the word definitely. Towards the end of class the teacher asks the class to use definitely correctly in a sentence. A boy named Tom puts his hand up first. ""Tree leaves are definitely green."" ""That is incorrect because during Fall leaves can turn red and orange."" replies the teacher. A girl named Susie puts her hand up next. ""The sky is definitely blue."" ""That is also incorrect because during sunsets the sky can turn red, orange and pink."" A boy in the back of the class named Johnny puts his hand up. The teacher knowing that Johnny has a bad reputation reluctantly lets him answer as he is the only one with his hand in the air. ""Yes Johnny?"" ""Miss do farts have lumps?"" ""No, why?"" ""Then I definitely shit my pants."" I hope everybody enjoyed this joke like I did when I first heard it.