Brain Transplant Heard this joke from a gregarious bus driver in Yosemite: A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. The doctor says: ""So we have some good news, and some bad news."" ""Ok... What's the bad news?"" ""Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."" ""Alright. So what's the good news?"" ""You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain. This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."" ""Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"" ""Second option is a doctors brain. That's even more expensive. It costs $10,000."" ""Wow. $10,000! But a doctor's brain. That's even better. So what's the third option?"" ""The third option is a busdriver's brain. And that one is $50,000."" ""$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"" ""Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta the box""