A limerick about a vampire named Mable. [NSFW] There was a young vampire called mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon, she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table.

Vampire limerick A tad less obvious than most......... There was a young vampire called Mable, who's periods were very stable. Every full moon she would get out a spoon , and drink herself under the table.

A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable. So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table.

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