Tickle me Elmo There is a factory in Northern Ireland which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production…

Tickle Me Elmo! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire product…

Ole Died Ole died, so Lena went to the local paper to publish an obituary. The editor, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole. Lena replied, ""Just print 'Ole died'."" The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, ""That's it? Just 'Ole died?' There must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If you're concerned about the price, the first five words are free. You must say something more."" So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, ""O.K. You…

The Outhouse Mouse (NSFW) Ole and Lena lived up north and still didn't have indoor plumbing. Instead they had an outhouse, in which lived the outhouse mouse. One day Lena had to use the bathroom so she bundled up, went to the outhouse, dropped her trousers and did her business. Lena is terrified of mouses, so when she saw the outhouse mouse peek its head from under the door, she let out a blood curdling scream. The scream frightened the mouse so he scurried up her thigh and crawled up in her lad…