Northern Minnesota Jokes

Tickle Me Elmo! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire product…

Doctor wants to Deer hunting, asks for Ole's help. Northern Minnesota joke, read in accent for more fun. An old man came into the restaurant I work at the other day and told me this story. I thought it was pretty funny. A Doctor wants to go deer hunting. He's asking to get someone to cover his shift, but none of the other doctors would come in for him, and he already made plans and everything and the week is getting closer and closer and still he can't find anyone. So, the Doctor asks his friend…

Ole and Sven are flying a plane over northern Minnesota Ole is the pilot, and they are approaching their destination. Sven looks out the window and sees the runway in the distance. He notices the runway looks rather short and says, "Y'know, Ole, dat looks like a really short runway." Ole replies, "Oh, don't worry. Dis is a small plane after all. Dere's plenty of space for us to land." As they get closer, Sven sees that the runway is indeed very short, and he says, "Ole, I don't know bout dis,…

Late Lent/Easter Joke Eino, a Finn from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Eino’s neighbors were Catholic…..and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. T…

Blonde Wife One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on…